May 2nd Humor

# Maybe rain or sleet or snow will not delay the mail but there are some other factors like lack of faith in the system.  I listened as the man ahead of me was getting forms for temporarily stopping the mail delivery and a change of address. “When you have them filled out,” suggested the postal clerk, “bring them back to the post office personally so they don’t get lost in the mail.”

* On his first trip to the top of the Empire State building a small boy stood quietly by his father as the elevator kept going: up up and up. Finally he looked at his father and asked, “Dad, does God know we’re coming?”

If you had purchased $1000 of AIG stock eight years ago you would have $42 left. Lehman brothers, you would have to $6.66 left. With Fannie and Freddie would’ve had less than five dollars left. But if you purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned the cans and for the recycled aluminum refund you would have $14. Based on this information, my best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It is called your 401keg.