* A lawyer got caught by an automatic traffic camera. A couple of days later he got a summons in the mail and a picture of his car speeding with the date and speed marked on it. Being an officer of the court, he sent the summons in with a picture of a $100 bill.
* In a rush to return to the Vincennes University by friend Jill was caught speeding. She called to tell her parents, she did her best to downplay the incident. “I’ve got some good news and some bad news”, she began. “The good news is my 16-year-old car still does 75 mph, the bad news is the police know it”.
# School report card note: “Your son’s handwriting is so bad we cannot tell whether he can spell or not”.