May 22nd Humor

* The doctor said to his patient: “Congratulations Mister Figby, I have just checked over your records and the insurance company says you are well.”

#A convicted burglar in Calgary, Alberta was released from prison after serving time for his crimes. He left behind some personal items in his cell. The police were most interested in one his diary, which had the addresses of 150 homes he planned to burglarize. Police met the man at the first address in his diary and arrested him. He should’ve had one of those diaries with the little lock and key.

Someone wrote a letter to the Sears Catalog Dept., saying “What is the price of your toilet tissue?” The reply to the question was – “Please refer to page 867 of our catalog.” The response to the reply was – “If I had 867 pages of your catalog, it would not have been necessary to write in the first place!”