May 25th Humor

% My cousin knew she had been home with the children too long when one day she watched a wedding between two sock puppets on Mister Rogers Neighborhood and she cried.

@ One reason that surgeons are paid more than auto mechanics is that auto mechanics don’t have to repair the engine while it is running.

A sailor had been marooned alone on a deserted island for a year and finally was rescued. When rescue party came ashore in a small boat they told the sailor to pack up and that they would take him back to civilization. Before leaving the island  he gave the rescue party a tour. “I built myself a house. That’s it there. Here’s the barn, and over here is the church I worshiped him.” The crew asked, “What’s that building over there?” Louie stammered, “that’s the church I used to belong to.”