May 2nd Humor

I know I’m not going to understand how you women can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.

* As we walked around the amusement park we stopped to watch the caricature artist work. A fiftyish woman commented when the young man charged $25 for a portrait, “Twenty five dollars just to have someone draw my wrinkles.”  The young man turned and studied her face for a moment, then replied, “I don’t see any wrinkles.”  She immediately sat down and had her $25 portrait drawn.

I feel sorry for Moses. He spent 40 years wandering in the desert, eating bread off the ground and an occasional bird and every day 1 million people would come up to him and ask, “Are we there yet?”