May 3 Humor

* As the stranger enters a country store he spots a sign saying “Beware of dog” inside, he sees a harmless old hound asleep in the middle of the floor. “Is that the dog were supposed to be aware of?” He asked the owner. “That’s him,” comes the reply. “He doesn’t look dangerous to me. Why would you post that sign.” “Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”

# They were at an important dance for the local social set and Mrs. Jones was upset with her husband. She criticized him: “Do you know you have been to the bar six times already? What are people going to think?” Hubby replied, “Don’t worry dear, I have been telling them the drinks were for you.”

# I used to be a dancer, but the music kept throwing me off.