May 30 Humor

 * Our neighbors came back from vacation to find three weeks of newspapers scattered around their yard, even though they had called and cancelled the paper before they left. The customer service clerk explained, “It appears you have not paid your bill since June. The computer cut you off the first of July. Since you are not listed as a subscriber, there is no way I could stop delivery of the paper.”

 # Victims of a home robbery in Riverview, Florida. Easily picked out Shawn Roberts from police photos. Turns out, there aren’t too many other people with a map of Florida tattooed on their face. Roberts is still pleading not guilty.

Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench one night talking and one says to the other “Which do you think his farther away Florida or the moon?” The other Blond turns and says “Hellooooo, can you see Florida?”