May 6th Humor

* An employee at an elementary school made off with more than school supplies, she stole a refrigerator. She discovered the refrigerator wasn’t working when she got it home, so she called the  school systems maintenance department. She must have thought the school system should be responsible for making sure the equipment ran properly at least before someone steals it.

I had an annoying itchy problem. I called the doctor to renew an athlete’s foot prescription. I misdialed and not knowing who I was talking to, blurted out my need for relief from the athletes foot and asked him to call the druggist as soon as possible. When I paused to take a breath, he informed me he was a psychologist, not the dermatologist. Before hanging up though he added, “If the athlete’s foot does drive you crazy, please call me back.”

One rainy evening my husband Carey and I emerged from a restaurant only to find we had locked the keys in the car. He insisted he could open it with a wire coat hanger. He went back to the restaurant to get one, but there were none to be found. Then he ran into a department store a quarter-mile away and returned with a hanger. After a few attempts, he got the door open and we climbed in. As we sat there cold and soaked, Kerry stuck to hanger under seat with a smug grin he said, “If  this happens again, I’ll have one.”