May 7th Humor

* To study the impressionistic painters our class visited the Art Institute of Chicago. As we followed the guide toward the Vincent van Gogh’s famous self-portrait, two women cut in front of us for a closer view of the masterpiece. “Oh look, Madge,” one exclaimed! “Kirk Douglas.”

# At a Washington cocktail party two strangers strike up a conversation. After a few minutes of small talk, one asked, “Have you heard the latest White House joke?” The second fellow held up his hand. “Wait, before you begin, I should tell you that I work in the White House.” “Oh don’t worry,” the first man replied, “I’ll tell it very slowly.”

A lady entered a jeweler’s and said “You sold my husband a diamond ring yesterday but it’s the wrong size.”  “No problem madam, we can adjust the finger size easily.” “Oh, you don’t understand, you sold him a one carat size, and I take a five carat size.”