May 8 Humor

* At a pharmacy a woman asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained the device was broken but said she could figure the infant’s weight by weighing the mother and the baby together on the adult scale. Then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. “It won’t work,” countered the woman. “I’m not the mother, I’m the grandmother.”

* My Boss’ wife was exasperated with her sister who always bought unreliable cars and then called Sherry to bail her out of the mechanical breakdown situations. One day Sherry got a call from her sister looking for a ride from her latest incident. Sherry asked, “What happened this time?” “The brakes went out,” came the reply. “Where are you now, Sherry asked? “I am in the Walgreen’s at Pearl and Bagley,” she answered. “And where is the car now? It is in here with me.”

# The regular gas station I go to, took away their free air hose and put in a machine that charged a dollar. I complained to the clerk that it was sad that they took away something that was free for years. The clerk excused himself saying, “It’s not my fault, It’s inflation.”