May 9th Humor

* I will never forget the wonderful evening my wife and I spent at home. We had a dinner at home and did the dishes together and we even sang a couple of songs together, when we tired of that, we walked in the moonlight hand in hand. It was so wonderful I longed for more evenings like that, but it was not to be because early the next morning there was a knock on the door and in came a man to change everything,  The cable repairman.

* I will never forget the wonderful evening my wife and I spent at home. We had a dinner at home and did the dishes together and we even sang a couple of songs together, when we tired of that, we walked in the moonlight hand in hand. It was so wonderful I longed for more evenings like that, but it was not to be because early the next morning there was a knock on the door and in came a man to change everything,  The cable repairman.

The Cleveland Indians are 15-0 in games in which they have scored more runs than their opponents.