November 10th Humor

# A jungle explorer came to a clearing with many grass huts in it and approached the head man. “You people are lost to civilization.” The chief said “We don’t mind being lost, it is being discovered that worries us.”

A sailor had been marooned alone in the deserted island for a year and finally was rescued when rescue party came ashore in a small boat a told the sailor to pack up that they would take you back to civilization. Before leaving the island gave the rescue party a tour. “I built myself a house. That’s it there. Here’s the barn, and over here is the church I worshipped in.”  The crew asked, “What’s that building over there?” Louie stammered, “that’s the church I used to belong to.”

* The Air Force and the Marines shared a base and that often created quite a rivalry between the services. As I left my work one day I smiled as I saw a bunch of Marines pulling on a long rope as their drill sergeant yelled out the cadence. The rope was pulling on a 44 passenger Air Force bus. I only got the extent of the rivalry between the forces when I looked back at the scene and saw the bright red taillights of the bus.