November 10th Humor

Q: What’s the difference between a hockey game and a MMA match?  A: In a hockey game, the fights are real.

It was a brutally hot Summer day at the miniature golf course. I encountered a father with 3 kids. “Who’s winning?” I asked cheerfully. “I am” said one “no, I am” said another. “No,” the father said, “their mother is!”

Two older women who were rivals in a social circle met at a party. “My dear,” said the first woman, “Are those real pearls?” “They are,” replied the second woman. “Of course, the only way I could tell would be for me to bite them.” smiled the first. The second responded, “Yes, but for that you would need real teeth.”