November 11 Humor

The lady was trying to impress those at the party. “My family is ancestry is very old,” she said. “It dates back to the days of King John of England.” Then returning to a lady sitting quietly in a corner she asked condescendingly: “How old is your family, my dear?”  “Well,” said the woman with a quiet smile, “I can’t really say. All our family records were lost in the flood.”

What’s the difference between an opera soprano and a Rottweiler?  Jewelry

The politician who had radically changed her views was congratulated by a colleague. “I am glad you have seen the light,” he said. “I didn’t see the light,” the first pol replied, “I felt the heat.”