November 11 Humor

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is just a piece of paper. Well, then money, what is more life-affirming than cold, hard cash.

@ What’s the difference between an opera soprano and a Rottweiler?  Jewelry

# If a politician tries to buy votes with private money she is a dirty crook. If she tries to buy votes with the people’s own money she is a great liberal.