* The lady was trying to impress those at the party. “My family’s ancestry is very old”, she said. “It dates back to the days of King John of England”. then returning to a lady sitting quietly in a corner she asked condescendingly: “How old is your family, my dear?’ “Well,” said the woman with a quiet smile, “I can’t really say. All my family records were lost in the flood.”
@ What’s the difference between an opera soprano and a Rottweiler? Jewelry
# If a politician tries to buy votes with private money she is a dirty crook. If she tries to buy votes with the people’s own money she is a great liberal.