November 11th Humor

The Polish folks were getting really pissed off about people telling all these Pollack jokes so they decided to stage a march on Washington. When last heard from they were 10 miles out of Chicago.

# The politician who had radically changed her views was congratulated by a colleague. “I am glad you have seen the light,” he said. “I didn’t see the light,” the first pol replied, “I felt the heat.”

# If a politician tries to buy votes with private money she is a dirty crook. If she tries to buy votes with the people’s own money she is a great liberal.