* How come, the banks that we trust with our money, don’t trust us with their pens?
* While a lady tried to park in front of the bank she lost her footing and stepped on the gas instead of the brake and crashed through the window into the bank. The reason she went to the bank was deposit her rebate check from the car insurance company for safe driving.
@ An immigrant couple came to the US legally and worked and studied to become citizens. They waited a long time and one day Igor brought in the mail with the good news and told Katrina,” At last, At last. Now we are Americans”. “Fine” she said turning form the kitchen sink, “now you can do the dishes.”