November 13 Humor

A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it. Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes. Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. And she explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in a snow storm, to follow a plow. The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot, do you want to follow me over to K-Mart now?”

# A man took his wife to the livestock show and they looked at champion breeding bulls. The wife said, “Look here. It says that this bull mated over 150 times last year isn’t that something?” The man in reply said, “Yes, but it wasn’t all with the same cow.”

@ Two inhabitants of hell were taking a walk when a frigid breeze blew by. The storm dumped several inches of snow. The man looked around and amazement. “What’s going on?”   One asked. “Only thing I can figure,” replied his companion,  “is that the Indians just won the World Series.”