November 14 Humor

* In our class on major American writers at Peace College in Raleigh, N.C., we often viewed movies made from novels. One night, a classmate arrived a half-hour late and sat down next to me. Trying to catch up, on what she had missed, she pointed at the actors on the screen and asked, “Which one is Moby Dick?”

@ The reason New Yorkers are depressed, because the light at the end of their chunnel is New Jersey.