November 15th Humor

One of the USSR People’s Traffic police stops a car. The Policeman asked the man, “Have you drunk vodka today?” The driver replies, “No.” Policeman: “Breathe into the tube… Hmmm, no alcohol is detected… Maybe the tube is broken again… (breathes into the tube himself) No, it’s working!”

A salesman rang the bell of a suburban home. The door was opened by a nine-year-old boy puffing on a long black cigar. Hiding his amazement, salesman asked the young man, “Is your mother home?” The boy took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked the ashes on the floor and asked, “What do you think?”

@ The first person to make a mountain out of a molehill was probably a real estate agent.