November 16 Humor

# I came home from work one day to find my wife, Jo Lynn cradling our six-month-old daughter and repeating, “Da Da, Da Da”  Good. How sweet I thought to myself for “DaDa” to be the baby’s first word. Several weeks later, Jo Lynn and I were awakened by a small voice crying, “Da Da.” Turning over to go back to sleep, my wife said, “she’s calling to you dear.”

@ Political deabtes are like NASCAR races. Nobody really cares who wins they just come to see the crashes.

@ Driver Stan Friesen commenting on the Silver State Classic Challenge road race, where some amateurs can hit speeds of more than 200 mph on a two-lane road: “I feel safer in this race than I do during my morning commute. Nobody is making phone calls putting on makeup or reading the newspaper while they drive.”