November 16 Humor

Political deabtes and like NASCAR races. Nobody really cares who wins they just come to see the crashes.

 Driver Stan Friesen on the Silver State classic challenge road race, where some amateurs can hit speeds of more than 200 mph on a two-lane road: “I feel safer in this race than I do during my commute. Nobody is making phone calls putting on makeup or reading the newspaper while they drive.”

 I came home from work one day to find my wife, Jo Lynn cradling our six-month-old daughter and repeating, “Da Da,Da Da”  Good. How sweet I thought to myself for the “DaDa” as a baby’s first word. Several weeks later, Jo Lynn and I were awakened by a small voice crying, “Da Da.” Turning over to go back to sleep, my wife said, “she’s calling to you dear.”