November 17th Humor

Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends’ houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.

Four guys from work were out golfing together. One of the guys had just bought a new club and complained it was not living up to its billing. He offered to sell the club to my Dad for $150. Dad said, “Well, let me try it out first.”  So he used on the next hole and got a hole in one. “Are you positive you want to sell this club?” my father asked his buddy. “Sure,” the man replied, “Only now the price is $200.”

The starlet said, “I told the magazines all I wanted was a little country cottage, a husband and six children.”  Her friend commented, “What makes you say such silly things?” The starlet admitted, “The publicity department.”