November 1st Humor

My life has been in turmoil. I just moved, now I’m going to have to move again. The bar downstairs keeps complaining about the noise.

A burglar’s wife was being cross examined by the prosecutor: “Are you the wife of the accused in this case?” “Yes, I am.” “You knew that he was a burglar when you married him?” “Yes I did.” “May I ask why you married such a man?” “You see, I was getting older and I had to make a choice between marrying a burglar or a lawyer.”

I figured out why the national debt is still here. Everybody’s earning money five days a week, but the government is still spending it seven days a week.