November 20 Humor

* The tax preparer asked the Irish woman, “When was your son born?” she said “in December last year. ”  “That is great because you can claim him as deduction for the whole year that way.”    “Really?”    “Sure, that is why there are so many babies are born in December.”    “Oh,” she replied, “I thought it was because of St. Patrick’s Day.”

@ A tourist is someone who will drive a thousand miles to get a picture of himself standing next to his car.

@ The hospital where my dad worked was having their annual charity ball. My mother went looking for a dress and tried on several without satisfaction. She declared she had nothing to wear. Dad said, “Just wear the same dress as last year, who is going to remember.” Mom  relented and wore the dress. As they went into the hotel ballroom they came upon a life sized poster picturing them arm in arm from last year’s dance wearing the same dress.