November 20 Humor

* The tax preparer asked the Irish woman, “When was your son born?” she said in December last year.   “That is great because you can claim him as deduction for the whole year that way.”    “Really?”    “Sure, that is why there are so many babies are born in December.”    “Oh,” she replied, “I thought it was because of St. Patrick’s Day.”

@ A tourist is someone who will drive a thousand miles to get a picture of himself standing next to his car.

When I first dated my husband to be, I had just adopted a puppy. Affectionate though the dog was, Frank did know how to respond to her, the only pet he ever had was a cricket. I waited impatiently for my furry friend to win him over. That day finally came on our wedding trip when I overheard my husband talk to a fellow honeymooner at the resort, “I never thought I could love a dog until I met my wife.”