November 20 Humor

* The tax preparer asked the Irish woman, “When was your son born?” she said, “in December last year.”   “That is great because you can claim him as deduction for the whole year that way.”    “Really?”    “Sure, that is why there are so many babies are born in December.”    “Oh,” she replied, “I thought it was because of St. Patrick’s Day.”

@ The hospital where my dad worked was having their annual charity ball. My mother went looking for a dress and tried on several without satisfaction. She declared she had nothing to wear. Dad said, “Just wear the same dress as last year, who is going to remember.” Mom  relented and wore the dress. As they went into the hotel ballroom they came upon a life sized poster of them arm in arm from last year’s dance wearing the same dress.

When I first dated my husband to be, I had just adopted a puppy. Affectionate though the dog was, Frank did know how to respond to her, the only pet he ever had was a cricket. I waited impatiently for my furry friend to win him over. That day finally came on our wedding trip when I overheard my husband talk to a fellow honeymooner at the resort, “I never thought I could love a dog until I met my wife.”