November 21 Humor

* A salesman rang the bell at a suburban home. The door was opened by a nine-year-old boy puffing on a long black cigar. Hiding his amazement, salesman asked the young man, “Is your mother home?”   The boy took the cigar out of his mouth, flicked the ashes on the floor, and asked, “What do you think.”

The lady was trying to impress those at the party. “My family’s blood line is very old,” she said. “It dates back to the days of King John of England.” Then turning to a lady sitting quietly in a corner she asked condescendingly: “How old is your family, my dear?” “Well,” said the woman with a quiet smile, “I can’t really say. All our family records were lost in the flood.”

“Have you heard Hillary’s plan for immigration? She’s advocating what she calls a Smart Wall along the Mexican border. It will keep track of people using infrared cameras, remote controlled airplanes, and electronic devices. Yeah, that will work great — she couldn’t even keep track of Bill in the White House.”