November 21st Humor

* I can’t get over the price of cigars. Yesterday I bought a box and told the clerk, “Sorry all I have is two $100 bills.” He said, “That’s all right you can pay me the rest tomorrow.”

The lady was trying to impress those at the party. “My family’s blood line is very old,” she said. “It dates back to the days of King John of England.” Then turning to a lady sitting quietly in a corner she asked condescendingly: “How old is your family, my dear?” “Well,” said the woman with a quiet smile, “I can’t really say. All our family records were lost in the flood.”

Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends’ houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.