November 21st Humor

I’m going to change my Facebook name to Benefits. Now, when someone adds me on Facebook, it will say: you are now friends with Benefits.

The druggist approached the customer who had just lit a cigar. “Excuse me,” he said, “but you can’t smoke in here.” The irate customer puffed a stream of smoke from the side of his mouth. “Like hell I can’t!! I just bought the damn thing here!” “Big deal,” replied the druggist. “We sell condoms here too.”

@ The topic of the morning radio show was memorable moments from your first day of school. One girl called in and gave an eloquent report about her first day of school. Impressed the radio guy asked her how old she was. “12”, answered the vivacious girl. “And what year are you in?” The girl answered, “2017.”