November 25 Humor

# Do you know that if you play the Chipmunks record at half speed it turns out to be Frank Sinatra.

@ Why is it that lemon pie filling and lemonade are made with artificial lemon flavoring, but dish soap and furniture polish are made with real lemon juice?

* All of the problems we face in the United States today can be traced to the unenlightened immigration policy on the part of the American Indians.