November 25th Humor

@ Why is it that lemon pie filling and lemonade are made with artificial lemon flavoring, but dish soap and furniture polish are made with real lemon juice?

Did you hear about Adolph the brown nosed reindeer he could run as fast as Rudolph, he just could not stop as fast.

A medical student was asked a question on his life science test. List four advantages of breast milk: He wrote: 1. no need to boil to kill the germs. 2. Cats can’t steal it.   3. Available on demand…but then he ran out of answers until he recalled  4. Comes in attractive containers.