November 26 Humor

# Smarty: “I once had a beard like yours, and when I saw how terrible it looked I immediately cut it off”. Smarter: “I used to have a face like yours, too. And when I saw how terrible it made me look, I immediately grew a beard”.

@ Have you ever noticed that in the old monster movies that no matter how slow the mummy walks it still always catches the girl?

@ A guide was escorting a tour through a museum in London. “The Egyptian Mummy you see in front of you is over 5000 years old. It is possible that Moses saw it.”  A lady asked her husband, “How could Moses have seen it? When was he in London?”