November 26th Humor

* Two old-timers of the road were discussing the power of will as their  Mulligan simmered over a campfire. “When I was 20 I made up my mind to get rich,” one of them said. “But you never got rich.”    “No. by the time I was 21 and decided it was easier to change my mind.”

@ A guide was escorting a tour through a museum in London. “The Egyptian Mummy you see in front of you is over 5000 years old. It is possible that Moses saw it.”  A lady asked her husband, “How could Moses have seen it? When was he in London?”

After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family.  “But–where is your beard?” asks his mother upon seeing him.  “Mama,” he replies, “in America, nobody wears a beard.”  “But at least you keep the Sabbath?”  “Mama, business is Business. In America, everybody works on the Sabbath.”  “But kosher food you still eat?”   “Mama, in America, it is very difficult to keep kosher.”   The old lady ponders this information and then leans over and whispers in his ear, “Isaac, tell me–you’re still circumcised.”