November 27th Humor

Q: How many carnivores does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They prefer to lurk in the dark!

A farmer and his wife got into a huge fight after which the wife stormed off. Farmer: “Where did you leave the tractor?” Wife: “In the Mill field.” Farmer: “But there’s no way into the Mill field!” Wife: “There is now.”

If the KKK think white people are so great why do they dress like Muslim Women?