November 29 Humor

* The zoo keeper got an indignant complaint that the monkeys were playing poker and the zoo should correct that immoral example immediately. The zoo keeper responded, “It’s all right they are only playing for peanuts.”

@ In Antarctica there came a question from a young Polar bear to his dad, “I am 100% Polar Bear?” “Of course son you are all Polar bear. I am 100% Polar bear and my parents were 100% and you mother is pure bred and her parents were purebred Polar Bear as well. Why do you ask?” The baby bear said, “Because I am cold.”

It was so cold: “I saw a greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.”
It was so cold, I had to heat up the milk for my Cheerios”
It’s so cold outside I saw a snowman breaking into a house.
“It’s so cold that…Starbucks is serving coffee on a stick!”
It’s so cold even the muggers called in sick!”