November 29th Humor

* “Look at that one the one staring straight at us through the bars, doesn’t he look intelligent.”  “Yes there’s something uncanny about it, he looks like he understood every word were saying, walks on his hind legs too and swings his arms.”  “There  he’s got a peanut, see what he does with it. “what you know about that, he knows enough to take the shell off before he eats it like we do.”  “And the female alongside of him, listen to her chatter at him he doesn’t seem to be paying much attention to her though.” “She must be his mate.” “They look kind of sad don’t they?” “Yes, I guess they wish they were in here with us monkeys.”

Medical science says whiskey cannot cure the common cold, but neither can medical science.

@ In Antarctica there came a question from a young Polar bear to his dad, “I am 100% Polar Bear?” “Of course son you are all Polar bear. I am 100% Polar bear and my parents were 100% and you mother is pure bred and her parents were purebred Polar Bear as well. Why do you ask?” The baby bear said, “Because I am cold.”