November 29th Humor

It was so cold: “I saw a greyhound bus and the dog was riding on the inside.”
It was so cold, I had to heat up the milk for my Cheerios”
It’s so cold outside I saw a snowman breaking into a house.
“It’s so cold that…Starbucks is serving coffee on a stick!”
It’s so cold even the muggers called in sick!”

Medical science says whiskey cannot cure the common cold, but neither can medical science.

* The zoo keeper got an indignant complaint that the monkeys were playing poker and the zoo should correct that immoral example immediately. The zoo keeper responded, “It’s all right they are only playing for peanuts.”