November 30 Humor

* My friend gave the toast at a silver anniversary party and misspoke. He raised his glass and said, “Twenty five years, Now that’s a mill stone for anyone.”

@ We were in an airplane sight seeing over the Grand Canyon and parts of Arizona. The captain told us to look out the left side of the plane and we could see the crater that had been made by a giant meteor impact thousands of years ago. The lady in the seat ahead of us commented, “Boy, if that thing had hit a little further to the right it would hit the highway.”

# As a woman walked down the street, she heard a voice yell out to her. “Stop, right now”.  She stopped and looked around and could see no one but as she did a brick fell off the top of the building and crashed to the pavement were she would have been walking. A little further on as she went to cross the street, the same voice yelled out, “Stay on the curb”. In a matter of seconds a runaway beer truck crashed the red light and barely rounded the corner. The woman looked around and asked, “Who are you and why are you protecting me?”  The voice responded. “I am your guardian angel, assigned to protect you. I bet you have some questions for me.”  “I sure do”, rejoined the woman, “Where were you on my wedding day?”