November 3rd Humor

A woman was telling friends how First Aid classes had prepared her for an emergency. “I saw woman hit by a car, she said. The poor woman had a broken arm, a twisted knee and a skull fracture.” “How horrible. What did you do?” “Thanks to my first aid training I knew just how to handle it. I sat on the curb and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting.”

Johnny came home from Sunday school retelling the story of creation pretty intensely. Later in the week his mother noticed him laying in his bed after school and asked what was wrong. He replied, “I have a pain in my side, I think I am going to have a wife.”

@ There was an older minority state employee driving a dump truck down a New Jersey road at a high rate of speed. The state trooper clocked the truck and pulled him over. The trooper got his license and asked, “Do your know you were going over 60 miles per hour in this truck?” “No seh, I didn’t know that.” “Haven’t you got a governor on that truck?” “No seh, the governor is in Trenton, that is fertilizer that you smell.”