* Here’s the case of a 25-year-old would-be robber who turned himself in at the scene of the crime by accident and had made several mistakes in his attempt to hold up a 7-11 store in Shoreline, Washington. His first mistake was wearing a black ski mask perched on top of his head instead of over his face. Then he couldn’t figure out how to open the cash register during his frantic button pushing marathon you accidentally triggered the silent alarm brought the police to the store and him into jail.
@ Have you ever noticed that in the old monster movies that no matter how slow the mummy walks it still always catches the girl?
# Mrs. Williams wasn’t very happy about having her tooth pulled, but the dentist assured her that there was no other choice. None the less, every time he went up with the forceps in her mouth, she clenched her teeth. Whispering to the nurse, the dentist tried again. Just as he was about to enter her mouth the assistant pinched her bottom with all her strength. The woman’s mouth opened wide and the tooth was pulled. “Now”, the dentist said when it was over, “that wasn’t so bad, was it?” “No”, Mrs. Williams agreed. “But who would’ve imagined the roots went so far down”.