November 9 Humor

* You know technology has passed you by when you have a power outage and nothing you own is blinking.

 customer called our service line demanding help with her TV set, it would not come on. “I’m sorry, we can’t send a technician out today due to the blizzard,” I told her. Unsatisfied, she barked, “I need my TV fixed today what else am I supposed to do while the power is out?”

A woman accompanied her husband when he went for his annual checkup. While the patient was getting dressed, the doctor came out and said to the wife, “I don’t like the way he looks.” “Neither do I,” she said, “but he’s handy around the house.”