October 1 Humor

@ When we were talking about my upcoming trip to Disneyland, one of my coworkers said she would love to live there. Just imagine living in a castle and being awakened every morning by the kiss of a handsome prince. I smiled and shrugged saying this happens to my wife every morning. “Every morning” she questioned, “and you allow it?”

* For two years I managed a group of musicians who proudly labeled themselves “The loudest rock-and-roll band in LA”. One night, during a particularly rowdy and raucous rehearsal, they took a break. Rubbing one ear the lead singer asked, “Hey, are you guys losing your hearing?” The bass player shrugged and pointed to his forehead in reply and said, “Maybe just a little on top.”

@ Watching a particularly romantic ending to a Disney animated video, my five-year-old sghed. “I hope I meet my prince someday,” she said wistfully. “Of course you will, ” I reassured her. “You know, I met my prince the day I met your daddy.” Puzzled she turned to me and asked,  “Who was  he?”