October 11 Humor

The lady was trying to impress those at the party. “My family’s blood line is very old,” she said. “It dates back to the days of Benjamin Franklin.” Then turning to a lady sitting quietly in a corner she asked condescendingly: “How old is your family, my dear?” “Well,” said the woman with a quiet smile, “I can’t really say. All our family records were lost in the flood.”

Did you hear about the sadistic burglar who broke into a house and only stole the remote control? Every night he drives past their window and changes the channel.

@ In New York City, every rainbow as an empty pot of gold at the end of it with a chalk outline of a dead leprechaun.