*People have all kinds of reasons why it is other people’s fault their pictures do no turn out. A clerk handed a man 24 pictures of his left ear and after being paid, waited for the man to open the envelope and look at the pictures.
He looked disgustedly from one picture to the next and finally concluded out loud, “That darn wife of mine, she loaded the film backwards.”
@ In New York City, every rainbow has an empty pot of gold at the end of it with a chalk outline of a dead leprechaun.
# Our daughter was at an Army retreat in the back woods of Georgia for a leadership training exercise. She had to spend 6 weeks living in the woods in primitive conditions. She called home one weekend and explained she had met one of the men and she was interested in him. She explained, “but because we are not allowed to wear makeup, he really has no idea what I look like.”