October 11th Humor

In Chicago, every rainbow as an empty pot of gold at the end of it with a chalk outline of a dead leprechaun.

The lady was trying to impress those at the party. “My family’s blood line is very old,” she said. “It dates back to the days of Benjamin Franklin.” Then turning to a lady sitting quietly in a corner she asked condescendingly: “How old is your family, my dear?” “Well,” said the woman with a quiet smile, “I can’t really say. All our family records were lost in the flood.”

*  The hospital where my dad worked was having their annual charity ball. My mother went looking for a dress and tried on several without satisfaction. She declared she had nothing to wear. Dad said, “Just wear the same dress as last year, who is going to remember.” Mom relented and wore the dress. As they went into the hotel ballroom they came upon a life sized photo of them arm in arm from last year’s dance wearing the same dress.