October 13th Humor

Q: What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Jew?  A: Olive Garden

Having passed the enlistment physical, Jon was asked by the doctor, “Why do you want to join the Navy, son?”  “My father said it’d be a good idea, sir.” “Oh? And what does your father do?”  “He’s in the Army, sir.”

@ At a Washington cocktail party two strangers strike up a conversation. After a few minutes of small talk, one asked, “Have you heard the latest White House joke?” The second fellow held up his hand. “Wait, before you begin, I should tell you that I work in the White House.” “Oh don’t worry,” the first man replied, “I’ll tell it very slowly.”