October 14 Humor

* The politician was pretty pumped since he felt he had delivered a wonderful stump speech that was educational and motivational. He looked out over the audience and asked, “Are there any questions?” One man in the rear raised his hand and asked, “Who else is running?”

@ Did you hear that they’re starting to make James Bond movies again but now they’ll probably have to use politically correct names for women like, “Brains of plenty.”

A modern mother was reading the story of the three bears in a modern version to her baby dumplings. Then the baby Bear said, “And somebody has been watching a video on my IPAD and didn’t even turn it off”  2237