October 17th Humor

A man got 2 wishes from God. He asked for the best wine and the best woman. In a flash he had a bottle of Napademo and Mother Theresa next to him. Moral: Be Specific.

Since the end of “Stop and Frisk,” in New York City, every rainbow has an empty pot of gold at the end of it with a yellow chalk outline of a dead leprechaun.

* When I moved to California I was a nervous wreck about earthquakes. My friend Linda, who was born and raised there, was completely blasé. I remember once when we pulled up to a light, her Honda began to shake. She looked worried until I stammered, “I think were having an earthquake.” “Thank goodness,” Linda said. “I thought something was wrong with my car.”